|Calvin:||"All the world's a stage, but I think the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines."|
|Hobbes:||"Maybe that's why it's difficult to tell if we're living in a tragedy or a farce."|
|Calvin:||"We need more special effects and dance numbers."|
White House, Oct. 20, 1902
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