MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
your bird is an asshole
birds are generally huge assholes. and dogs are generally capable of turning anything into a situation wherein they are so cute you somehow become angry
(Source: eragonsshadeslayer, via amurana)
Winston just rolled over on his back, sighed. And went to sleep. You can see his little arm. Winston was born with a lot of birth defects, and the ASPCA didn’t think he’s live past a few months, but they saw we would love him and treat him well, and they wanted those months to be good, so they gave him to us. That was nine years ago. Winston is gray around the muzzle, he’s going blind and deaf, and he hops slower these days, but he still loves to crawl into my bed and lick my face. He still loves to grab my pants leg and try to steal my pants. And he still loves trying to pee on stray cats.
Basically, disabled dogs need homes too. Disabled pets need love, and if you can commit to them, they will give you their everything.
today on cutest things ever
Happy 50th Birthday cutie
(top: age 25; bottom: age 50)
SHUFFLESNUFFLER REQUIRES SUSTENANCE
this post made me forget that actual parts of the lining of my kidneys/bladder were in my hand recently
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