literally lol’ed at this one
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…I mean, I’d hit that.
After Ever After, by Jon Cozart
omfg is this real
| God: | I love all my children equally. |
| [Earlier in the Bible] | |
| God: | I don't care for Job. |
| HAHAHAHHAHA OMG WHY HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS YET |
hahahahahahahha this is so fucking funny….mostly because I consider doing this shit every other damn day when the train is late
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all the harry potter books from hagrid’s perspective
- rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this dragon
- rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about this spider
- rubeus hagrid and i hope i don’t kill one of my students
- rubeus hagrid and holy shit legal dragons
- rubeus hagrid and i hope the ministry don’t find out about my brother
- rubeus hagrid and oh god aragog why
- rubeus hagrid and harry no
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