Today, I was answering an Interrogatory which asked us to identify the basis of a contention that “Plaintiff, in any way assumed the risk of any of his acts”
So: “Defendant is unable to answer this interrogatory as phrased, as it cannot provide a factual basis for a tautology.”
HA MY DEGREE IS USEFUL BITCHES
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
why can’t I have my cake and eat it too?
this is how i like to think of myself, but make that 25%, 25%, and then 50% philosopher queen
Seriously, sexyhofo is my college life. So much.
(Source: acid-in-wonderland, via philosop-her)
"girl, i’ll forgo the categorical imperative if you use me as a means to your end"
Problem #45 with my current occupation: No one else gets these jokes. I miss college