“It’s 170.59 kilometers distance to Chicago, Illinois. Our petroleum reserves are at 50% capacity. We have ten cigarettes. There is no illumination. And we have on eye-wear that reduces the amount of light that enters our retinas. Which is illogical.”
I have not laughed this hard in a very, very long time.
this may be the most gpoy in the history of gpoy. I am so Colin it’s not even funny
ok it is funny
Lisa Simpson vs. Malibu Stacy was everything to this 10 year old lil girl at the time.
I grew up determined to go to a ridiculous college and not bother getting married. Incidentally, I got my MRS degree as a certificate earned while attending Johns Hopkins full time.
So it all worked out in the end, because I still became an ambitious academic, I look great without doing a damn thing to my diet or myself, and I’m happily married.
Almost all thanks to role models like Lisa Simpson. I mean seriously, fuck Barbie.