Vanity and Profanity

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I need this today. 

Seriously.

minimalmovieposters:

Arrested Development by Emily Vincent

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gpoy

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thefrogman:

“It’s 170.59 kilometers distance to Chicago, Illinois. Our petroleum reserves are at 50% capacity. We have ten cigarettes. There is no illumination. And we have on eye-wear that reduces the amount of light that enters our retinas. Which is illogical.” 

“Hit it.”

I have not laughed this hard in a very, very long time.

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this may be the most gpoy in the history of gpoy. I am so Colin it’s not even funny

ok it is funny

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I don’t watch this show, but hell yes this is true.

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gpoy at work

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anerdyfeminist:

Lisa Simpson vs. Malibu Stacy was everything to this 10 year old lil girl at the time.

I grew up determined to go to a ridiculous college and not bother getting married. Incidentally, I got my MRS degree as a certificate earned while attending Johns Hopkins full time. 

So it all worked out in the end, because I still became an ambitious academic, I look great without doing a damn thing to my diet or myself, and I’m happily married.

Almost all thanks to role models like Lisa Simpson. I mean seriously, fuck Barbie.

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